GlitterQueen would be first in line to wreck my shit if I tried to fake the size of 'it'

GlitterQueen: I can vouch for the penis size! Oh shit...was that supposed to be a secret? Oops. Thank Goddess for windows and the Canadian drinking age!

Thanks babe! Those were good times. Readers, take note: if in question about actual measurements vs. online fantasy inches, he won’t need to brag if everyone else is doing it for him

Oh, how fun it is to sin..
..as I recall (although admittedly, even sober memories are a bit spotty), the tinted material shading the hotel windows (thus obscuring my nakedness from Canada at large), had a thin, silvery reflective backing, which allowed you to sneak a peek at my privates. Although I never suspected you turned away during costume changes for the sake of modesty on MY behalf, I would have gladly given you the Full Monty – had I only known you were, in fact, adjusting your line of vision for a better gander at my goodies.

FYI, the offer still stands. Something to keep in mind next time we’re together. Just ask, I’ll show you mine.